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"I heard about your uncle's death"
"I bet you're grieving'"
-Said to a 9th grade Muslim girl by a school teacher from Texas(go figure) who's name is being withheld for some stupid reason.
Interesting stuff...I think I'm going to check out this movie...
It always amazes me that companies like Exxon and BP pay pennies on the dollar for the fuel then rape customers and make record profits but we are mad at OPEC. They want more drilling in the USA where they would get even more oil for cheap and jack up the price at the pump. It's so amazing to me that the average American is so much more mad at some Arab than the CEO of Exxon.
Trump: Look at what’s going on with your gasoline prices. They’re going to go to $5, $6, $7 and we don’t have anybody in Washington that calls OPEC and says, "Fellas, it’s time. It’s over. You’re not going to do it anymore." I don’t know if you saw yesterday, Saudi Arabia came out and said very strongly there’s plenty of oil. "We’re going to cut back." You know what cutting back means? They’re going to drive up the price even further.
Stephanopoulos: So, what would you do to back up that threat?
Trump: Oh, it’s so easy George.
It’s so easy. It’s all about the messenger. They wouldn’t
even be there if it wasn’t for us. If it weren’t for us, they
wouldn’t be there. These 12 guys sit around a table and they say,
"Let’s just screw the United States." And frankly, the rest
of the world.
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Stephanopoulos: And so finish this sentence. "If you
don’t produce more oil…"
Trump: Look. I’m going to look ‘em in the eye and say, "Fellas, you’ve had your fun. Your fun is over."
But but but but but but...Donald.....
Oil right now...is below $100 per barrel...BUT YET...it's over 4 dollars per gallon for gas.
Oil was much higher per barrel a month ago and it was 3 dollars per gallon for gas
I think you have the wrong "fellas" having fun, Donald.
ExxonMobil profit jumps on high oil prices
| Subject: I hope you're happy Lynn is one of the last honest voices on the air. Everyone else just tows the line of the democrats. Well you wanted her out and now she's out. Congratulations on your victory. Now you'll get what you want. 24 hours of people agreeing with you. Laura |
| Joe, You never gave her a chance. She is more left that you could ever hope to be. I'm canceling my Sirius subs. JG |
Wait...
I fired Lynn Samuels??
It's MY fault she's gone??
You're telling ME you're canceling because I made her go away?
HAHAHA...
WAIT!
hmmmm...
MAYBE... the BIG WIGS at SIRIUS READ MY SITE!!
Yeah...maybe...they read it and said:
"You know....that dude, Joe Liberal...with the cool website that everyone goes to....he doesn't think Lynn should be on the Sirius Left channel.... Maybe we should take her off!"
Hahahahaha...
SO let's look at the facts:
1 -I own company stock
2 - I write a complementary piece on the Alex Bennett show and they MOVE
him to the coveted morning drive time slot.
2 - I write last week that Lynn Samuels doesn't belong on Sirius Left and
just like that they take her off Sirius Left.
HOLY CRAP!! I AM THE KING OF SATTELITE!!
Haha
OK...um...since the top suits of Sirius XM are obviously reading my page and are following all my suggestions...
Here are some more...
1 - You play the song "Deacon Blues" WAY too much. I like the song but its on like every 10 minutes. Stop that.
2 - What is with "radio edit" shortened versions of songs? You are a pay subscription company that can play the whole long version of any song. Why are you cutting out verses and bridges of some songs? Stop that too. I want to hear the full long version of "Cool Change" Dammit.
3 - I suggest that the "OUT-Q" channel have a "auto-escape mode" for people that are afraid that if they put the channel on just to see what it's about...and they are in car wrecks and die...that when the police and paramedics get through the twisted metal to their lifeless body...they will hear the "Out-Q" channel playing and assume they were gay.
4 - Lifetime Internet Plan that you can pay for and tack on to the lifetime radio plan. People buy the lifetime plan for the reason that's defeated by being hit with a stupid tiny revolving charge for added internet..
There.... Please take care of that when you get a chance, Mel.
OK.... really...Laura and JG,
I had nothing to do with it. I'm sure you knew that already. I am VERY small time.
I could bet you any money that the people that do programming there were trying to consolidate the XM and Sirius channels into one and needed to remove some programming. They got rid of some of Bill Press ...pretty much because he's not really that captivating.
And I'll say it again...Lynn is a very entertaining and talented radio host. However...to me....she just has a personal hatred of Obama which gets so out of hand that she is saying the same stuff you can hear on Hannity. She's spending her entire 3 hours telling people to vote for Trump...and she has NO IDEA what else Trump stands for other than he tells people that Obama was born in Africa. Lynn is a complete and total leftist....but she'll vote for Donald Trump out of hatred for Obama. Its not rational and it defeats the purpose of having a channel for people on the left. It's a shame too because when she lands on the Stars channel..people will listen to most of her stuff and say "Wow she belongs on a "left channel"". If I were in charge I would have a hard time trying to figure out what to do with her..
Hmmm....Maybe I'll tell them to create a Conspiracy Channel and have her and Alex Jones and George Noory all on one channel.
I think I would actually listen to that every day.
I guess you can make that my suggestion #5
Wow... Trump's blown right off the map now isn't he?
It's funny... Charlie Sheen goes bonkers and is a mess for 2 weeks and the press is all over him quoting every insane word and making fun of him like he's a car wreck. Then he goes on tour and people all over are supporting him and he's still making money by making fun of himself and the press decides to do a media blackout of him.
Why aren't they interviewing him now?
Trump is a media circus with his birth certificate issue....and a "serious" contender until the birth certificate comes out... and suddenly he just fades away and you don't hear one word on any TV show about him.
Why isn't he doing interviews NOW telling us all the other ideas he has for when he's President??
Why isn't the press sticking a camera in his face NOW?
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The funniest
thing to watch this week
...is EVERY Republican talk show host and every one of their fans
try to become patriotic and jubilant over the killing of Bin Laden while
being careful to make sure to not give Obama ANY credit for it whatsoever.
In fact...the best part is that everywhere you look, you see someone complaining that it's the NAVY SEALS and the MILITARY that actually did the job and not Obama so "why are we not crediting them and why is Obama getting all the credit"
As if Obama was getting all the credit....
Where is Obama getting all the credit?
Just IMAGINE......
If it was Bush
FOOD FOR THOUGHT FOR CONSPIRACY THEORISTS....
On 4/22/2011.... joeliberal.com announced a new contest to replace the "when will we catch Osama pool" contest.
They announced that Osama was captured on 5/1/2011
HAPPY NATIONAL BURGER MONTH!!!
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"You can't put Bin Laden in your gas tank"
-Rush Limbaugh
Telling us all to concentrate on the economy and telling the government to get back to work creating jobs.....just like the Republicans have been doing since they returned to power in the House...
Checking back into the social issues war, House passes anti-abortion bill
In a 251 to 175 vote, the House of Representatives yesterday passed a sweeping anti-abortion bill. In addition to renewing guidelines of the 1976 Hyde Amendment banning taxpayer funding of abortion, the legislation would also eliminate any tax credits for businesses whose health insurance covers abortion, regardless of whether or not an individual uses the service
Why pass this thing if you know it's going to be defeated in the Senate or vetoed?
Answer.... I've said it before...
Because the Republican Party is concerned only about money for rich people....they know that that ONE issue they really care about would never fly with their middle class "fans". They know to get the votes of people that they actually steal from to pay the rich people...they have to come up with some issue that they can use to enrage those fans to the voting booths.
They know they'll lose this. They're counting on it. And they are counting on some religiously insane nut to be so upset that somewhere someone is getting an abortion against God's law.....that they'll show up to vote for themselves to work til 70 so that Bank Of America can get a better tax rate then them.
Donald Trump .... before he jumped the shark and left us.....also said that we should probably just go steal Iraq's oil and invade Libya and just steal their oil. That would help our economy.
Haha....
"Fellas......we're takin your oil."
Ya know.... thats not a bad idea.....think of the deficit. It's like TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS right?
What if we just invade any country that we owe money to??
No more deficit!
It's such a shame this guy isn't serious about running for President....
It would be so much fun to watch.
Imagine if you were a big big pharmaceutical company.
You made drugs like Methadone and
Suboxone...
You know.. the drugs that Heroin addicts pay you money for so they can stay
addicted legally and function in society as long as you keep making the
drugs that they need every time they have a craving.
Then someone comes along and says... "Hey there's a medicine that you can give an addict that stops most peoples addictions with just one pill with no withdrawl."
The question is...
How much money would you invest into making sure that pill NEVER sees the light of day in the "World's best healthcare system" ?
In every new issue I'll list
a different place you can get this stuff....
*You'll need a passport*
(and a bunch of money)
THE TEABAG MONSTER
What you just watched is the partly the creation of the Republicans TURNING on their creators.
Some of those people yelling at Eddie Munster are "progressives" that showed up to blast these guys... but a lot were their own voters....and yes the "Tea Party" people.
The Tea Party was originally a bunch of pissed off white people who wanted less taxes and less Government and less black Presidents in their lives... They latched on to leaders who convinced them that they were these things called "libertarians". They followed new leaders who were inspired by people like Ayn Rand etc who pretty much taught them one lesson.
"You're on your own....get stuff for yourself... Fuck everyone else... Let them all get their own...It's not your problem. Your one concern is numero uno"
Yes...its what I call the "Daffy Duck Syndrome"
And when you get racially motivated anti-Government and ANTI TAX people looking for direction...
ENTER the REPUBLICAN PARTY...
The party of EXXON...
The party of WALL STREET
The party of BANKS, DRUG COMPANIES, REFINERIES, COAL MINES, INSURANCE COMPANIES, MILLIONAIRES, BILLIONAIRES, TRILLIONAIRES.
The party of the rich.
For years now...the Tea Party has been led, shaped molded and pathetically used by the mainstream Republican Party. Sarah Palin, Annoying Orange, Bachmann, etc.. and has been used as nothing more than an Obama/Democrat bashing, political tool..
And because they got to picket the black guy....Everything worked out great for all of them.
UNTIL THE REPUBLICAN PARTY SHOWED WHAT THEY REALLY ARE ABOUT
Tax cuts for rich people and companies....
Period...
As you already know.
I don't know what they were thinking... but there they were in town hall meetings ... telling people who they KNEW were taught to be selfish and to say "Screw everyone else" ...that they should CUT THEIR OWN BENEFITS...AND THEY SHOULD SUPPORT LOWERING TAXES ON RICH PEOPLE....
And what you see above is the result of that.
You are seeing people who were molded to say "Screw-em"
Saying "Screw-em" to the Rich people.
Kind of fun watching that backfire on our Republican politicians.
| Subject: Picture on your Facebook page I looked at the "jobs creation" chart you have on your Facebook page. I'm sure you already know how misleading it is. The downtrend began in 2008 as soon as the dems took over congress. This was Pelosi and Ried's mess. You're going to have to try better to trick people with misleading charts. Tom |
Hi Tom.
So if I read your email right.... I think it may be possible that you are the FIRST Republican voter in history...that ADMITS that BILL CLINTON'S BOOMING ECONOMY... was HIS OWN...and not the result of Ronald Reagan!!
Congratulations.
You probably noticed there was hardly anything in this issue of Joeliberal.com about the killing of Osama Bin Laden.
I guess I understand the joy and the flag waving and the party atmosphere.
I don't have that.
The above picture is part of the result of the Sept 11 attacks.
Everyone has seen the ground zero pictures. A bunch of rubble. The above picture is stacks and stacks of hundreds of melted and crushed police cars and fire trucks all stacked up for the investigation. It was the biggest crime investigation ever. And what's in that picture was a very small portion of what they sorted through....looking for any evidence or any body parts....even tiny pieces of bones.
I was a 9/11 first responder.
and a 9/12 first responder.
And I was at that site in the picture..
Above ever other memory I have...to this very day I can not lose my memory of the smell of the mix of burned buildings vehicles and people. It was horrible.
I went to quite a few FDNY funerals where all we marched for and mourned was a fire helmet.
The feeling I have after all this time....based on what I saw and felt way back then...to living through the Bush nightmare years right up to this past week...is a somber one.
There's been a lot of death and dying.
It should stop.
They don't hate us because or our freedoms... They're not jealous of us.
They hate us because of what they have perceived we did to them.
And we hate them because of what we perceive they do to us.
its a circle of hate.
I'm tired. I like helping people. I never was into fighting.
This is tiring when you always feel for people and always try to help and you watch so much hate.
That's really the feeling I have this week after the Bin Laden killing.
I'm just tired.
I don't know..
Maybe someone else can explain this better than I can.
SEE YA NEXT WEEK!
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